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Merry belated Xmas citizens of the LJ wasteland!!!! just going through my friends list here and seeing activity!! this makes me happy.... I should post something meaningful... but I'm in holiday mode chilling and not doing anything.... thinking especially... so ya... hey! ;-)
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I don’t remember the first time I saw Star Wars… I would have been 7 when it came out, though funny enough I do remember seeing Battlestar Galactica a year later at the drive in, but this isn’t a BSG post. I do however remember seeing The Empire Strikes Back in glorious 70mm at the long demolished University Theatre and The Return of the Jedi (in 35mm) at The Runnymede. I remember everything about those two experiences.


Empire was with a friends brothers girlfriend, she thought it would be nice to take the kids to go see it and took us downtown, I was 10, pitched a fit because we were waiting in line so long and tried to run away, she came after me to get me back and a “gentlemen” of questionable motivations tried to intervene to tell her to I was old enough to make my own decisions and that he would “help me get home”. Luckily I was old enough to know that would turn out badly and went back to the line with her and was blown away by the movie we later saw.Return of the Jedi was the night of my 8th grade graduation and a friends parents took us as a graduation present. Again I was transported to a magical place that blew my mind.


It struck me this morning how odd it was, that off the (literally) hundreds of movies I’ve seen over the course of my life, those two I could still remember the details of decades later and I know I’m not the only one. I’ve listened to a several famous directors and actors who have recounted similar experiences about this series of movies and it being the catalyst for their careers. So needless to say I was really excited to see this movie today, but something excited me more, and that was the thought that this might be one of those experiences for my kids.


So how as the new Star Wars? It wasn’t that horrible prequel series George Lucas made, sorry I know that sounds like a back handed compliment and not a glowing review but let me elaborate. What George forgot when he made 1-3 was that at it’s heart the original series were kids movies that adults could enjoy. Good vs bad, keep it simple and JJ nailed that. The story was simple, and once it started, the action didn’t let up until the end. And no ewoks or Jar Jar Binks!!! The new characters are amazingly likeable (though Daisy Ridely reminds me so much of Keira Knightly and it was driving me crazy) and having the key characters back made it feel like home. But the bottom line is, it made me forget I was a 46 year old, I felt like that little kid again swept away to a magical place, and more importantly when I looked at my kids they were sitting on the edge of their seats completely absorbed in that universe as well. I know when Disney bought the rights to Star Wars a lot of fans were nervous, but in conjunction with JJ Abrahams they honoured the original franchises legacy and I can’t wait to see where they go with this. Now I gotta find me a Jedi cloak to wear :)

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1217-carrie-fisher-dancing-splash-3So I picked up my tickets for Star Wars The Force Awakens… I have to wait until tomorrow to see it, and it’s going to be torture.. That being said I’m really impressed at how the internets is respecting the no spoiler thing.. I mean I know if I go looking I’ll find it, but for the most part people aren’t throwing them out there… This makes me happy…


OK, now the uber important question… Would you still have sex with Carrie Fisher?? I know she’s batshit crazy these days.. but you’d have to right? Just because it’s Princess Leia… I’m expecting answers people.. Look at the picture and make a decision and let us know… Or else I’ll send storm troopers out to get you and throw you in the giant sand vagina from Return Of the Jedi….

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So one of the fun things from the old days was just being able to post about randomness that caught your attention during the day, and not worrying about who would get offended, blah blah blah…. Especially when it came to nudity… god try posting this on FB and you’d get banned in heartbeat….. over boobs… and a butt… What I’m talking about is Ash vs Evil Dead… I LOVED the movies so naturally I’ve been watching the show, and this weeks episode had an unexpected (very) pleasant surprise… Lucy Lawless doing a nude scene… And I just had to point out… for 47… actually never mind the 47 part, for any age she is smoking hot… and not because she just rose out of a smoldering fire.. nyuk nyuk nyuk……


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oldtimer1I’ve been having some fun firing up the old blogs, taking a look at shit I wrote what seems a lifetime ago and it’s funny how time away from those blogs and the mindset I had while writing them makes it seem like it was written by a completely different person. It’s also kind of fun/sad to think that started like 16 years ago, partly because you realize talking about it you’re going to sound like a nostalgic old coot to today’s social media addicts…. But screw them… I’m old… I get that luxury… We built the social media craze, well before Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr/etc.. Back in the days when we had to use punch cards to…. oh wait.. too far back.. When I started it, you wrote everything yourself in html, then I got my LiveJournal invite code and that changed everything. It is easy to romanticize those times because everything was so new and undefined, you were basically anonymous, you could say what you wanted to without worrying about friends/family/employers/governments/everyone frigging else analyzing your every word/action and making your life hell for doing so. Then there was the nudity, everybody wanted to play that naughty game back then because while the risk was there, you could more often than not get away with it. I guess that was a big part of the fun, we were defining the rules as we went along.


Today of course is such a different time, social media is sooooo monitored and pervasive, you can’t have the fun you used to. People just aren’t as open. I feel the old curmudgeon speech coming on so I won’t go down that path. I know there’s no way to capture the excitement, freedom or obsessiveness of the old days, that time has passed. I miss it sometimes though, just getting those thoughts/feelings out so that’s why I’m back here at the old places, because they are old and “irrelevant” to the new generation and will largely go unnoticed. Maybe they can be a safe/fun place to play again with like minded grumpy old farts… I guess time will tell… If not.. I’ll be exploring the new virtual worlds on the Oculus Rift… but we’ll leave that discussion for another day 😉

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OK roll call time... who still uses this old thang?

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Aaaaand so it would appear we have zero takers on the Babes of Xmas thing, so I think we'll call it dead.... sorry kids...
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OK so time to get cracking on this, if you're in the mood to get nekkid (yes that means YOU) for this years Babes of Xmas, drop me a line at robont@gmail.com, let's see if we can do this thing again this year :) Aaaaaand since I'm asking for shit... if you guys are bored and feel like being nice, could you pretty please with sugga on top go to http://www.podcastawards.com and throw us a vote in the Mature category.... It would be GREATLY appreciated
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OK ladies, who wants to get naked for xmas??
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Remember that thing??? Last time I ran it, it honestly wasn't fun because it had gotten way out of hand... now that lj is back to a relatively small user base again, maybe it would be fun just to bring it back for old times sake... thoughts?
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  • 10:54 The new Showcase ad for Weeds is cracking me up.. something about people sing "doobie doobie doobie" that I find hysterical.. sue me *burp* #
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  • 11:40 Liked that halo song better the first time around when it was called umbrell el ahh #
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  • 23:19 @HelmiHJ Not this coming Monday, but the one after we'll have a show for your drive to work amigo ;-) #
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  • 13:08 Saw inglorious bastards. I luv his friggin flicks because you never know where the film/story will take you unlike 99% of the crap out there #
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  • 11:09 @cassiestar3 ya depends on how busy I am #
  • 11:19 Published a new blog post: Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane and Kari-Ann Peniche Nude Video www.robont.net/archives/2009/08/rebecca-ga ... #
  • 11:25 Published a new blog post: Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane and Kari-Ann Peniche Nude Video bit.ly/VUEG4 #
  • 12:56 @cassiestar3 ohhh ya? what's it called? who else is in it? what's your part? #
  • 13:20 @cassiestar3 hahahaha.... I was wondering the other day when he was gonna do another movie so that you could get in ;-) #
  • 13:22 @cassiestar3 good for you.. hopefully this continues :) #
  • 13:24 @cassiestar3 getting cut from that lindsay lohan one was a blessing though ;-) #
  • 13:24 @cassiestar3 ohhh wow... that's quick #
  • 13:35 @cassiestar3 ohhh I disagree... you need that kind too ;-) #
  • 13:37 @cassiestar3 ?!?!?! I thought you got cut out?!?! Now I'll have to watch it... #
  • 13:51 @cassiestar3 I saw some pix of you in the getup ohhh mighty potato queen ;-) #
  • 13:52 @cassiestar3 hahaha.. well if I was about ohhhh 3000 miles closer the entourage thing would work... or groupie.. take your pic ;-) #
  • 14:28 Best picture evah.. least so far today anyway...bit.ly/mZOd5 #
  • 14:37 @cassiestar3 sadly you're going to have to wait...we did our last show last night for about a month or so while we move... 5k-10k per show #
  • 14:44 @cassiestar3 it's just 4 guys shooting the shit about whatever is going on... www.robontradio.com there's also an interview type show #
  • 14:45 @cassiestar3 might be more suited towards you www.iconnotations.com , more aimed at the celebrities we get... #
  • 15:04 @cassiestar3 don't I know it... that's why I've been trying to get you on for like forever #
  • 15:14 @cassiestar3 ahahahahahaha.... sorry... there would be no show without the swearing ;-) NOTHING is off the table.. that's what makes it fun #
  • 15:15 @cassiestar3 ohhh and villans always make for good radio ;-) #
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  • 14:24 @OpieRadio ohhh god, how many fucking times are we gonna hear that tonight/tomorrow? *Blech* #
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  • 08:39 Published a new blog post: RobOnt Radio - Perez Hilton Is A Pussy bit.ly/cpA8h #
  • 08:50 @kayotickitchen it gets worse when you get a day you actually can, only to realize your body no longer allows it ;-) #
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  • 15:39 Published a new blog post: !@$!@%$)(%$& ahahahaha Perez You Ass bit.ly/15zRud #
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  • 16:06 WTF is dr laura doing on the virus!?!?!? #
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  • 09:48 @Orbitcast wow and people said Rogers sucked, we're up and tethering for 0 dollars cash money ;-) #
  • 15:16 Published a new blog post: Vacation Sex bit.ly/Cd4Of #
  • 15:31 Published a new blog post: Happy 3.0 day bit.ly/2UzbwP #
  • 16:06 WTF is dr laura doing on the virus!?!?!? #
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  • 09:02 @Orbitcast I don't know... no fucking iPhone app in Canada.... wtf XM Canada?!?!!??! #
  • 14:51 This can't be fucking real can it?? Are we really becoming THIS FUCKING RETARDED?!?! is.gd/15wOP #
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  • 10:17 Published a new blog post: RobOnt Radio - Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit Pipe bit.ly/jS7zp #
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  • 09:30 Posted a new blog - Paris Hiltons Single and Panty-less And.... - is.gd/YQGX #
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  • 15:37 "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike."--Huang Po #
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  • 23:52 @venusflesh I think we'll need to see photos of those in action ;-) #
  • 10:20 Posted a new blog entry - RobOnt Radio - Kate Gosselin's Bushy Cooter - is.gd/MiTc #
  • 12:55 Now THAT is a computer ;-) wow is this think huge twitpic.com/6h0ue #
  • 14:23 @weswilson you and me both... I think the ONLY thing it's missisng is the frickin lasers.... ;-) #
  • 14:24 @Bloodyfufu I put it over the desk leg just in case.. thing weighs almost a 100 pounds.... #
  • 14:32 It's amazing how tech shit still gets me excited still like I was a lil lad... 2 x 15k sas drives in raid 0 = madly giggling school boy #
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  • 19:09 @venusflesh re:photo of the day... god damn is THAT two good looking women..... just saying ;-) #
  • 14:21 Published a new blog post: hahahahahahaha bit.ly/pq9b3 #
  • 14:43 @venusflesh love mine... you should pick one up.. though you may want to wait a bit.. apparently a new model is coming shortly #
  • 15:23 from the OMFGWTF IS THAT files?!?!?!?!? is.gd/ImWu #
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  • 20:55 omfg it's the crypt keeper in a bikini... SCREAMS!!! is.gd/FUDL #
  • 11:02 Published a new blog post: Hump Day Extravangza bit.ly/SsNu7 #
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  • 20:54 @venusflesh you might wanna wait till she's off the rag.. they taste better then... ohh wait... nevermind.. my mistake ;-) #
  • 09:27 Published a new blog post: RobOnt Radio - Kate Beckinsale Threesome as Her Husband Watches bit.ly/X1Xq1 #
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  • 22:25 @ThatKevinSmith man the assholes are sucking you in tonight... not a pretty visual I know, but appropriate ;-) #
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  • 11:17 God damn I LOVED this show as a kid when it first started way back when... hopefully Juliette does it proud is.gd/BK0j #
  • 12:01 @dontcallmejames my understanding is it will be a series :) #
  • 12:02 @the_nexus shouldn't you playing with another mans penis or something??? #
  • 14:34 Published a new blog post: Why Women Have Books bit.ly/iwECm #
  • 15:40 Published a new blog post: Why Women Have Boobs bit.ly/iwECm #
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  • 11:12 Published a new blog post: RobOnt Radio - Jason Blanchards Rotten Cunt Teeth bit.ly/3iJNWz #
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  • 20:10 Ok so Star Trek lived up to the hype... #
  • 20:22 @somecanuckchick from my perspective it did... pretty damn entertaining flick that I would see several times.. and I had ZERO interest in it #
  • 22:36 Movie night film 2 - The Story of Anvil, another thumbs up, sad and yet beautiful documentary.... So there #
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  • 19:47 @Bloodyfufu leave it to him to know all about what other mens dicks produce...... ;-) #
  • 19:51 @Bloodyfufu glad you liked it.. sure I'm getting an eye roll from him ;-) #
  • 13:16 Got Star Trek IMAX tickets :D #
  • 15:31 :D
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  • 11:56 @venusflesh what do you mean by "do them"??? ;-) #
  • 15:17 from the more gooder file.. company bbq with booze on the friday afternoon before a long weekend is definitely more gooder... burp #
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  • 20:59 ok shoooooosh... LOST time #
  • 21:05 @corrgen I said shooooooosh woman ;-) #
  • 21:06 @Bloodyfufu hahahahahahahaha #
  • 21:08 ok my turn ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • 22:47 :( #
  • 22:53 holy shit #
  • 22:59 I fucking hate you LOST #
  • 23:07 @spydie pssssst John Locke is Sawyers father ;-) #
  • 23:11 @Bloodyfufu really?? I liked it.. but without spoilers I'm a little up in the air on those two fellows, might become cliche cuz of them #
  • 23:12 @somecanuckchick more AND less ;-) #
  • 23:13 @somecanuckchick just tormenting the west coasters ;-) #
  • 23:21 @ThatKevinSmith apparently you've arrived... or something... bit.ly/108ioz #
  • 12:29 @venusflesh how am I NOT supposed to make a filthy comment ?!?!?!? ;-) #
  • 13:00 @venusflesh ps-> your skirt is in the way, can you move that and reshoot so that we can judge your legs properly?? kthnx #
  • 13:47 Published a new blog post: Hey Buddy Film Me Fucking My Wife? bit.ly/Mvr2n #
  • 14:18 @the_nexus gee... what a pal ;-) #
  • 14:40 Poll time twitter people... play along!!! is.gd/zTra #
  • 14:46 @venusflesh that is a crime..... ;-) #
  • 15:38 ahahahahahahaha OMG... LOSTies you may get a kick out of this ;-) is.gd/zUbi #
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  • 17:50 @venusflesh you're far too pretty to be single.... Seriously #
  • 09:53 Published a new blog post: RobOnt Radio - Lose Your Illusion, oh and Rhianna's Sweet Naked Ass bit.ly/uzUN9 #
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