Call Me Don, Don Whoreleone (robont) wrote,
Call Me Don, Don Whoreleone
robont

poor poor apple

So I hear on the radio that Gwyneth named her baby "Apple".... Apple Martin.... Ohh that poor poor child... as she grows up to be a teenager she'll get to hear:

Apple Sauce (when she's on the rag)
Apple Juice (that's how you can tell when she's horny)
Apple Pie (where the juice and sauce come from)

Bad Gwyneth, BAD!!
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