poor poor apple
So I hear on the radio that Gwyneth named her baby "Apple".... Apple Martin.... Ohh that poor poor child... as she grows up to be a teenager she'll get to hear:
Apple Sauce (when she's on the rag)
Apple Juice (that's how you can tell when she's horny)
Apple Pie (where the juice and sauce come from)
Bad Gwyneth, BAD!!