Call Me Don, Don Whoreleone (robont) wrote,
Call Me Don, Don Whoreleone
robont

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ya knoooooooow... working in the computer industry makes you fucking hate people... I swear to f'ning gawd... I swear when my phone rings or when someone walks into my office I just want to reach for a hammer and beat the offending phone/person mercilessly for the stupidity they are about to unleash.... what brings on this hostility you ask?? ohhhh let me tell you... the sister of the owner of the company is receptionist here, part time (read when she feels like coming in). Well this old fat twat calls me... woops, did I say old fat twat? awfully mean spirited of me isn't it? well let me qualify, this fucking geriatric heifer is one of THOSE retards that doesn't realize she is no longer in her twenties (more like her 60's), that she is no longer 120 pounds (probably 225-230 with a nice size gunt, how do I KNOW the size of her gunt? well read on dear reader read on) and insists on wearing stretchie pants, not just ANY stretchie pants friends, LEOPARD print stretchie pants WITH a sequined top to match... and she makes sure to shake her ass every time a boy walks by cuz SHE KNOWS just how hot she gets us.... *blech* I won't EVEN get into the fact that this piece of work LOVES whining to her brother whenever something doesn't go her way, I'll save those stories for another day

ok where was I?? ohh right old fucking twat calling me. "Rob there is something wrong with my computer" she says to me in an irritated voice... ya ok so what's wrong. "The computer isn't working it's just beeping". I'm betting you guys already know the problem right? This isn't the first time this has happened so I breathe deeply and say "Did you kick out the power cable again?". NOW I did it, she gets aggrevated and says "NO OF COURSE NOT". Sooo me and my rapidly approaching middle aged pregnant looking belly waddle down the hallway conversing under our breath about how we know she did and we're gonna breathe deep and be calm. Get there, look, sure a fucking nuff, cable kicked out of the socket, UPS beeping away. Looked at it, looked at her and said "you kicked the cable out again". What do I get? Nothing, nada, zilch.... one of these fucking days, when she's walking past my office, I swear to fucking god I'm gonna give her a gawchie... just wedge that fucking thong I'm sure she's wearing but can't bear to even think about visualizing so far up her ass that that that... fuck I'm too pissed to even come up with a so far up her ass joke.......

If there is some good in the day it's that frenchie neighbour boy krazykarpet turned me onto the fact that Rock Star Games is making a video game version of The Warriors.. The Warriors Video Game Trailer wmv 11 megs or something.... can you dig it? I said caaaaaaaaaaaaaaan yooooooooooooooou diiiiigggggggggggggg itttttttttttt

and if you're even thinking about posting comments about how it's not nice to make fun of old people, fat people, gunts, retarded twats , owners sisters, gawchies, asses with cloth strung far up them, power cable kicking snappers or whatever, please goooo away... just moooove on... seriously, go, buh bye.. see ya... ohhh wait.. phone's ringing... next victim
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