1) When washing your hands in the bathroom do not lean against the sink, if you do and the sink is wet your pants will take that spare water and make it look like you pissed yourself.
2) When you tell people it's water and not piss on your pants they all say the same thing, "ya ya ya SURE it's not"
3) When you try to stick your crotch in their face while shouting "Does it smell like piss?? does it?? does it???", they don't like it.... go figure