Call Me Don, Don Whoreleone (robont) wrote,
Call Me Don, Don Whoreleone
robont

like omg thank GAWD it's monday

So Friday night was my brothers stag and that ageless question finally got answered, "Is there ANYTHING more uncomfortable than being at a strip joint with your family members?". The answer is of course, "No there is nothing more uncomfortable.", if comfort was an anus this experience would be like Johnny Holmes 13" inch penis forceably entering said hole of comfort, unless you are into that thing, then it might be alright, but I most definately am not... Wait maybe I can find something equally uncomfortable, watch this video, then maybe you'll get the idea.... (people send me the funniest fucking shit at the site honest to god).

So ya Friday was spent drinking myself into a stupor to ease the pain, SATURDAY, fucking saturday I decided to install my new XM Radio, which would have been alright had I not gone and fucked up an antenna lead which just sent the whole thing into a downward spiral, long story short started at 1:00 pm ended at like 8:00.... but I guess all that matters is I have a fully functioning XM Radio in the car now. Luckily our hottie french neighbour came over with her bf Saturday and somehow that led to drinking games part deux...

Sunday went to my parents and talked to my brother about the wedding this weekend, I'm in the wedding party but I'm also doubling as MC (yo yo yo) for the night so they went over what they want me to cover and read me the riot act.... for SOME reason they are worried that me at a microphone might lead to something innappropriate being said.. So I asked what was off limits, Colleen (my future sister inlaw) said, "No jokes about divorce" because her parents are divorced and they might get upset, ok that I can do, she said it HAS to be PG-13. So I asked her if I could talk about anal sex, I dunno what was funnier, the absolute horror on her face or the look of total and utter cluelessness on my mothers face, I then said "well what about if I called it Ballon Knot Action, would THAT be OK???". Apparently it was not....

Which leads me to the question for today, what was the funniest thing you've heard at a wedding? It could be appropriate, maybe not, give me some funny things that could be said/done at a wedding !!!! Ohh and good morning :)
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